Autumn in Annapolis
As I look outside my window, I notice swollen leaves gently kiss the earth and for no other reason than I officially declared it 'fall,' I guess it must be Autumn in Annapolis. It's (almost) time to retire my swim trunks and flippy floppies for the year when die-hard blondes begin looking for tanning salons and guys find a new excuse to fire up the grill because, yes, it's football season (I'm getting killed in Fantasy) once again.
Locals are settling in and finding particularly crunch leaves on which to step and rutting season is rearing it's make-up splattered head.. Before you strap on mountains of makeup and adorn yourself with fountains of facepaint, remind yourself to be vigilant. Say, I will not be fooled by your slutty nurse, slutty policewoman or slutty bumblebee costume this Halloween. Say, I am not fooled by your Purple and Black (or Burgundy and Gold) colors of devotion on game-day. Just because it's autumn does not necessarily mean that it's time to start 'falling' for someone... again...because you know you're automatically locked in through February anyway.. fact.
Some might say, it's nice to have someone around for the holidays. Others may say, DON JUAN, you're only being cynical, jaded and hate fall because you're colorblind. I say, let that someone be you and grab a brew and toast to your number one fan. And if that doesn't float your boat, you can always raise a class to 'honor,' I know I will be doing exactly that, especially at this year's Octoberfest.
Have a nice trip, see you this fall.
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