Bar Etiquette

Women

 With every drink, men and women become slightly more attracted to eachother.  Inhibtions settle while free will and human attraction kick into overdrive.  Not all people should get to that gear and some men should stay in park.  Please to my fellow man, stop smacking random girls on the bottom and making tasteless jokes and comments.  If you wouldn't do it with your mother there do not do it while I am there. 

You think you would have learned your lesson after repeating the same tactics for several years while consistently being single/going home alone every night to sleep in your parents basement.  Do you actually think that when a girl gets dressed up and meets up with her friend she thinks to herself, "oh, I wish someone would make tasteless jokes/comments about my sexuality and or slap me on the bottom tonight." 

You repulse me and you repulse them.  Respect women.  Offer to buy them a drink and do not expect anything in return.  If they like you they will talk to you.  Do not force it and for the last time, stop hitting on other guys wives/girlfriends.  Be a man not a boy.